Some unanswered questions that I had during my stay in UP.
1. Why the hell are we using Linux? What the fuck? Linux? Seriously, does anyone use Linux in a corporate set-up? And....uhmmm....why the hell does the word processing program that's built-in to Linux mess up my doc files? And why the hell am I taking around 9 units about Linux? Uhmmm....I think a 3-unit degree on MS Word, 3-unit degree, on Excel, and a 3-unit degree on MS Access is even more motivating. Even more so if there's a 3-unit degree on Powerpoint and Frontpage but that's just me.
2. Why are there hazings in franternity initiations? Will I love the virtue of brotherhood if they paddle me to near death? Wouldn't that make me HATE them more? And uhmm....what's with those initiation burn marks? Will those make me cuter? Like, uhmmm....if I showed a burned hand to a chick, will that attract her? Wouldn't a chick want a palm that seems like it's washed with Dove soap?
3. On any day of the registration week, Engineering students would look at the dreaded eligibility list. Ineligibility means the student failed to meet the needed minimum number of units to be passed in the previous semester. In some cases, one would be listed as ineligible simply because some fucking retard of a professor failed to deliver a classcards on time. The question is, why is it the student's obligation to look for the professor and ask for the classcard? Isn't that the administration office's f*cking responsibility?
4. Uhmmmm....if the rich peeps formed an officially recognized student organization or something, what legitimate issue can they raise that's related to the cause of the university? Will they also conduct rallies on the streets and ask for greater state subsidy? That wouldn't work if they're all strutting their cars and whatnot, would it?
5. Why are those stalls selling C2 drinks at a price more expensive than 7-11's. Shouldn't we then have 7-11's and Minimarts in UP instead?
6. If you'll participate in the oblation run in all your naked glory, running and whatnot, with only a face covering to keep you from full humiliation, how the hell are you supposed to have a hard-on?
7. Uhmmmm....when I graduate and I get into the real world, does that mean I have to do more Integration and Differentiation in Calculus, not to mention the computational physics stuff of the dymanics and statics of rigid and deformable, malleable, interchangable, adaptable, concealable, smudge-free bodies? Fuck!
8. If women participate in the oblation run, would that be oppression or freedom of expression?
9. Why is it that when the Registrar's Office loses a student's class record or something, they ask the student to conduct an action for validation. Isn't that office the PRIMARY source of validated grades?
10. My femminist teacher in Communication Two didn't wear a bra, ever. Does she hate men or is she tempting them?
11. How come the Slurpee stall in CASAA no longer exists? Did 7-11 sue them or something? Do they have exclusive rights to Slurpee?
 | i think linux is used in a corporate setup. actually linux is pretty cool. medyo mahirap yata yung magkaron ng subjects about ms office, licensing issues.
also, i think your prof that didn't wear a bra neither hate men or tempt them. my so said that her skin gets irritated by bra straps. |
 | I was thinking that with the new tuition rate, UP would go back to Windows. Just a hunch. |
 | Windows sucks, dude! Linux is widely used in the corporate world and not to mention it's free and programmer-friendly. There are many things that you can do on linux that you can't do on windows.
About fraternity initiations: the real point of paddling is to test if the newbie trusts his initiators. Sadly, the inititators sometimes go overboard and killing the newbies is seriously purely accidental.
About those bum marks? I think it's a good sign that you survived the initiation and it also means you trust your brothers. I'm not a frat boy, but I understand the reason behind those bum marks, because I'm making one too, on my fists. Call me or those frat boys sadists or masochists, but those kinds of marks are beyond physical. |
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